Dead Voters - Officials are Puzzled

Officials are idiots...

It seems there have been dead people voting in Connecticut.

From the STORY

“We have one person who appeared to have voted 17 times since he died,” Dufresne said.

Dufresne said there is no evidence of any election fraud

No evidence of election fraud? You mean other than the ballots of dead people?

Oh, and this is one of my favorite lines in a news story, of all times:

Connecticut Secretary of State Susan Bysiewicz is adamant that “actually no dead people voted.”

“I want to be very clear about that,” she said, explaining that while votes were cast and counted in the names of the dead, “there was no voter fraud at all in the state of Connecticut.”

Well, I feel better now that in fact there are no zombies in Connecticut that have lived up to their civic duty.

Actually no dead people voted...

And in other news, Barrack Obama, having all but defeated democratic rival Hillary Clinton, said today that it is important that the dead "never be disenfranchised. It's our moral obligation to ensure suffrage of the dead. As easy as it is to ignore their plight, and their hardships, we must give them a place at the table and put an end to the oppression of the dead, much like has taken place in Connecticut."