"Im-gonna-need-a-job" to Visit the US

And this news story should appear a day or so later...

During his recent visit to the U.S. to speak at the United Nations, the Iranian President was shown around to various public schools, in order to observe our education system first-hand.

The teacher was going over words during the class, and asked the students to tell her what "disaster" meant.

The first kid said, "The Iranian President was visiting the United States, and he was accidentally given sweet and sour pork."

The teacher said, "No, that would be a misfortune, not a disaster."

The second kid said, "The Iranian President was visiting the United States, and his limo was run into by a pick-up truck."

The teacher said, "No, that would be an accident, not a disaster."

The third kid said, "The Iranian President was on his way to visit the United States, when his plane crashed for some unknown reason, killing everyone on board."

Suddenly President Ahmadinejad spoke up, and said, "You're exactly right - that WOULD be a disaster! How did you figure it out?"

The third kid said, "Because it wouldn't be a misfortune, and it sure as hell wouldn't be an accident!"