I'm Back Baby, I'm Back!
Well, sort of. I'm not quite the same...
You may or may not have noticed, I've been out of site for the last week or so. This was due to a five day stay in the local hospital for an un-disclosed illness. (You don't want to read about it anyway) Let's just say it was extremely painful and I'm very glad it's over and I'm very glad to be home.
Now, having had to quit smoking while "incarcerated" by illness, I've decided to quit for good. AND I'M NOT VERY HAPPY ABOUT IT! Sorry... Yes, I'm quitting smoking. As much as I do not want to, I know I need to. So Mother Goose and I are both giving it up. We're really looking forward to sticking it to the government by not paying them their daily tax!
The problem with no longer smoking is, quite frankly, liberals. Liberals make me nuts. Just watching the CBS Evening News was enough to have me firing up 2 or 3 cigarettes in a 30 minute period. Obviously, I won't be watching the CBS Evening News any more. I may have a real problem staying focused on politics because when I start going off on liberals, I have a tendency to fire up. So I don't know how this is going to play out on the Nightmare. If I suddenly scream in ALL CAPS, you'll know I'm fighting the urge to smoke. So bear with me as I try to kick the most wonderful habit in all of history... I MEAN A VERY DISGUSTING HABIT THAT COSTS ME A FORTUNE IN TAXES!
Oh boy. This isn't going to be fun. But it needs to happen so I'm going to give it my best. Some things I'll have to avoid...
Liberals
My ex-wife
People who don't turn right on red
Liberals
Bill Maher
Cold beer
Long drives
Those annoying people at work that can't find their ass with both hands and a map (and they're usually liberal)
Coffee
Salespeople
Deer in the road
Liberals...
Anyway, I'll do my best to continue to lead the War on Liberalism, but I may need your support because here it is, day 8 of no smoking, AND I'M HAVING A REALLY HARD TIME!
You may or may not have noticed, I've been out of site for the last week or so. This was due to a five day stay in the local hospital for an un-disclosed illness. (You don't want to read about it anyway) Let's just say it was extremely painful and I'm very glad it's over and I'm very glad to be home.
Now, having had to quit smoking while "incarcerated" by illness, I've decided to quit for good. AND I'M NOT VERY HAPPY ABOUT IT! Sorry... Yes, I'm quitting smoking. As much as I do not want to, I know I need to. So Mother Goose and I are both giving it up. We're really looking forward to sticking it to the government by not paying them their daily tax!
The problem with no longer smoking is, quite frankly, liberals. Liberals make me nuts. Just watching the CBS Evening News was enough to have me firing up 2 or 3 cigarettes in a 30 minute period. Obviously, I won't be watching the CBS Evening News any more. I may have a real problem staying focused on politics because when I start going off on liberals, I have a tendency to fire up. So I don't know how this is going to play out on the Nightmare. If I suddenly scream in ALL CAPS, you'll know I'm fighting the urge to smoke. So bear with me as I try to kick the most wonderful habit in all of history... I MEAN A VERY DISGUSTING HABIT THAT COSTS ME A FORTUNE IN TAXES!
Oh boy. This isn't going to be fun. But it needs to happen so I'm going to give it my best. Some things I'll have to avoid...
Liberals
My ex-wife
People who don't turn right on red
Liberals
Bill Maher
Cold beer
Long drives
Those annoying people at work that can't find their ass with both hands and a map (and they're usually liberal)
Coffee
Salespeople
Deer in the road
Liberals...
Anyway, I'll do my best to continue to lead the War on Liberalism, but I may need your support because here it is, day 8 of no smoking, AND I'M HAVING A REALLY HARD TIME!
posted by Goose at 19:01
2 Comments:
People who don't turn right on red...ha. Don't ya just want to bump them with your car?
Yeah, I recommend leaving the X-wife out of this. I don't have one, but I hear they're pretty obnoxious.
Coffee?!? Oh dear. That's rough. Why is that?!? That's just...that's awful.
I'm glad your better. I had no idea you were ill and in the hospital.
Thanks Thirdee, I am feeling better.
Yeah, caffiene and alchohol have a tendency to trigger niccatine cravings. Nothing like a good cup of coffee, or a cold beer and a smoke.
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