Hunting With Dick

No, seriously...

This has to be one of the funniest political bumper stickers I've ever seen.

Poor old Dick, a horrible accident and now he's the Ted Kennedy of the Republican party.

I'm sorry, I know a man was shot in the face, but you know what, accidents happen. And I feel bad for the Vice President and for the lawyer that got shot. (I know, feeling bad for any lawyer doesn't come natural to me either, but I guess I am human after all.)

I can't believe I haven't heard any Dan Quayle jokes about this. We have a Republican Vice President, hunting quail and shoots a lawyer. That's screaming for a Dan Quayle joke.

Headline: VP Mistakes Lawyer for Quail - Dan Quayle?

I don't know, somebody out there that's funnier than I am, come up with something. This just seems to be a huge opportunity that is being missed.