This is Scary Even for Political Nightmare
Just when you thought it was safe to vote in Minnesota...
Following politics the way I do, exposing myself to some of the scariest ideas known to man, I thought nothing would surprise me in the world of politics. I was wrong. A frequent reader of the Nightmare, a future Marine I might add, sent me this story and it was too amusing to resist.
Vampire Candidate 'Won't Hide Evil Side'
Jonathon Sharkey, the 41-year-old leader of the "Vampyres, Witches and Pagans Party" is planning a run for Governor in the state that once elected a professional wrestler to the vaulted office, the great state of Minnesota. Sharkey, also known as "The Impaler" will kick off his campaign on, wait for it, Friday the 13th. Imagine that...
"I'm not going to hide my evil side" says "The Impaler." He also plans to actually impale terrorists, rapists, drug dealers and other criminals on the public sqare. Now, those are not horrible ideas in my opinion. I say getting impaled would have to be a pretty good deterent. I see a guy getting impaled at City Hall for dealing drugs, that might change my mind if I were to consider going into that line of work. (Jail is a big enough deterent for me, but I'm having some fun here...) His platform also includes emphasis on education, tax breaks for farmers and better benefits for veterans. Wow, this guy seems good to go.
Ok, perhaps not, from the story:
Sharkey said he worships Lucifer and, while he says he has nothing against Christians, he calls the "Christian God the Father" his "mortal enemy."
An enemy of God? He needs to make up his mind. Is he a liberal or a conservative? Tax breaks are a conservative idea, but it seems to me that an enemy of God would have to be a liberal.
I love this story. Not only because my ancestors come from Transylvania, but because this guy is a complete loon. He told the Star Tribune in an email that he drinks blood. Yeah, that's what you want in a governor. A blood sucking God hater. My God, except for this guy's strong stance on crime and tax cuts, he could be Teddy (hiccup) Kennedy...
Following politics the way I do, exposing myself to some of the scariest ideas known to man, I thought nothing would surprise me in the world of politics. I was wrong. A frequent reader of the Nightmare, a future Marine I might add, sent me this story and it was too amusing to resist.
Vampire Candidate 'Won't Hide Evil Side'
Jonathon Sharkey, the 41-year-old leader of the "Vampyres, Witches and Pagans Party" is planning a run for Governor in the state that once elected a professional wrestler to the vaulted office, the great state of Minnesota. Sharkey, also known as "The Impaler" will kick off his campaign on, wait for it, Friday the 13th. Imagine that...
"I'm not going to hide my evil side" says "The Impaler." He also plans to actually impale terrorists, rapists, drug dealers and other criminals on the public sqare. Now, those are not horrible ideas in my opinion. I say getting impaled would have to be a pretty good deterent. I see a guy getting impaled at City Hall for dealing drugs, that might change my mind if I were to consider going into that line of work. (Jail is a big enough deterent for me, but I'm having some fun here...) His platform also includes emphasis on education, tax breaks for farmers and better benefits for veterans. Wow, this guy seems good to go.
Ok, perhaps not, from the story:
Sharkey said he worships Lucifer and, while he says he has nothing against Christians, he calls the "Christian God the Father" his "mortal enemy."
An enemy of God? He needs to make up his mind. Is he a liberal or a conservative? Tax breaks are a conservative idea, but it seems to me that an enemy of God would have to be a liberal.
I love this story. Not only because my ancestors come from Transylvania, but because this guy is a complete loon. He told the Star Tribune in an email that he drinks blood. Yeah, that's what you want in a governor. A blood sucking God hater. My God, except for this guy's strong stance on crime and tax cuts, he could be Teddy (hiccup) Kennedy...
posted by Goose at 21:19
3 Comments:
I've heard it all. It's official.
i vant to get your votes, then i vant to suck your bloooood
he sounds right up Howard Dean's alley, whacko and proud
I know, what a whack job. Though I do like his postition on crime, I don't see impaling the bad guys getting through the state house.
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